(with
apologies!)
It can be hard
To learn the art
Of how to do a juicy fart.
It must be brewed
Until just right
And then let out slowly in the night.
If you can feel one
During the day
It should be put right away
And let to brew
A day or more
And used for full
effect. For sure
The person
to whom
Your fart is aimed
Should not guess your funny game.
Then suddenly
You hear a shout
Of "Someone's let a banger out!"
And then you think
With some content
"That's another fart I've spent",
And then you lie
Down on the floor
And fart and fart and fart some more.
